HELLO. I'm grounded and since grounded people have nothing better to do, especially if they're covered in plasters, Imma post something stupid here! :D Okay copied this off a t-shirt in London - I think they've got it on the web too but it's so funny!

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Khrishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of this shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, 'shit happens'.
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?

Okay I think I just insulted a whole gaggle of people. Bye! (:
-Helen