Okay this is probably totally not worth putting on the blog proper, but YIBING! I just realized today you could've gotten BASS for your Promo results! Seh how cool is that! :D (Um except the 2 S's would be a little sad la.)

Since I'm at it - might as well spam strings jokes too! Hang on.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.

What do a cello and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What is the range of a cello?
As far as you can kick it.

Why is viola called "bratsche" in Germany?
Because that's the sound it makes when you sit down on it.

Did you hear about the violist who played in tune?
Neither did I.

Why are viola jokes so short?
So cellists can understand them.

Why is a cellist like a SCUD missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
Write "pp, espressivo"

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?
Vibrato.

Sian they have like. No evil violin jokes. Zzz.

Lol okay [/lame entry].

-Helen