=)
Here are some photos that i intend to use to blackmail our previous president Mr Lenard Cheng cheng cheng chenggg..

ok that was lame. WAHAHAH.
oh man i couldnt' recognise him at all lah!!! O.O

presenting to you,
Mr presidon at the Chingay...





























































ahem. ya

what do u guys think.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ROFL.

Ingredients:
One large Conductor, or two small assistant conductors
Ketchup
26 large garlic cloves
Crisco or other solid vegetable shortening (Lard may be used)
1 cask cheap wine
1 lb. alfalfa sprouts
2 lbs. assorted yuppie food, such as tofu or yoghurt
One abused Orchestra

Instructions:
First, catch a Conductor. Remove the tail and horns. Carefully separate the large ego and reserve for sauce. Remove any batons, pencils (on permanent loan from the Principal Second Violin) and long articulations and discard. Remove the hearing aid and discard (it never worked anyway). Examine your conductor carefully - many of them are mostly large intestine. If you have such a Conductor, you will have to discard it and catch another. Clean the Conductor as you would a squid, but do not separate the tentacles from the body. If you have an older Conductor, such as one from a Major Symphony Orchestra or Summer Music Festival, you may wish to tenderize by pounding the Conductor on a rock with timpani mallets or by smashing the Conductor between two large cymbals.

Next, pour 1/2 of the cask of wine into a bath tub and soak the Conductor in the wine for at least 12 hours (exceptions: British, German and some Canadian Conductors have a natural beery taste which some people like and the wine might not marry well with this flavor. Use your judgment). When the Conductor is sufficiently marinated, remove any clothes the Conductor may be wearing and rub it all over with the garlic. Then cover your Conductor with the Crisco. using vague, slow circular motions. Take care to cover every inch of the Conductor's body with the shortening. If this looks like fun, you can cover yourself with Crisco too, removing clothes first.

Next, take your orchestra and put as much music out as the stands will hold without falling over, and make sure that there are lots of really loud passages for everyone, big loud chords for the winds and brass, and lots and lots of tremolos for the strings. (Bruckner might be appropriate). Rehearse these passages several times, making certain that the brass and winds are always playing as loud as they can and the strings are tremolo-ing at their highest speed. This should ensure adequate flames for cooking your Conductor.

If not, insist on taking every repeat and be sure to add the second repeats in really large symphonies. Ideally, you should choose your repertoire to have as many repeats as possible, but if you have a piece with no repeats in it at all, just add some, claiming that you have seen the original, and there was an ink blot there that "looked like a repeat" to you and had obviously been missed by every other fool who had looked at this score. If taking all the repeats does not generate sufficient flames, burn the complete set of score and parts to all of the Bruckner symphonies.

When the flames have died down to a medium inferno, place your Conductor on top of your orchestra (they won't mind as they are used to it) until it is well tanned, the hair turns back to its natural color and all of the fat has dripped out. Be careful not to overcook or your Conductor could end up tasting like stuffed ham. Make a sauce by combining the ego, sprouts and ketchup to taste, placing it all in the blender and pureeing until smooth. If the ego is bitter, sweeten with honey to taste. Slice your Conductor as you would any turkey. Serve accompanied by the assorted yuppie food and the remaining wine with the sauce on the side.

WARNING: Due to environmental toxins present in conductor feeding areas, such as heavy metals, oily residue from intensive PR machinery manufacture, and extraordinarily high concentrations of E.coli, cryptosporidium, and other hazardous organisms associated with animal wastes, the Departments for Conductor Decimation (DCD) recommend that the consumption of conductors be limited to one per season. Overconsumption of conductors has been implicated in the epidemiology of a virulent condition known as "Bataan fever." Symptoms of this disorder include swelling of the brain, spasms in the extremities, delusions of competence, auditory hallucinations and excessive longevity.

Enjoy! =)
<3 Sarah

Hey stringers!!! =)

We're watching P.S. I love you this Friday night!
i heard it's damn nice! =D
So here are the timings for Friday 15th Feb, at cineleisure:

4:30pm 7:00pm 9:30pm

We would most probably be catching the 7pm show.
here's the plan:
meeting venue: strings room
Time of departure for cineleisure: 6.20pm

anybody wanna eat dinner?
We can meet up earlier for dinner! =)
oh ya, where shld we eat dinner ahh hmmmz. at cine? =)
any questions just sms me/guanhui ok! yeapz. that's all for now. =)

-wanfang-

C1s:
you all know who i am rite? anyone dunno who i am?
i'm WANFANG. long hair. with specs. errrr. er. kinda dark. errrrrr. pink reebok shoes...errrr.
YEAH. come find me if you got any questions ok?

i very nice one =)

Hello everyone!

Hope you guys had a wonderful Chinese New Year with lots of bak kwa and pineapple tarts :)

Here're some details about the River Hongbao Gig next Monday:

SCHEDULE
2.00: Dismissed from lessons (Those who need an excuse from lessons, Mdm Chen the strings teacher IC is sending an email out to teachers to inform them of the performance)
2-2.30: Lunch/change
2.30-2.45: Assemble in strings room, prepare whatever else you need (e.g. change if you haven't, arrange scores etc)
2.45-2.50: Go down and assemble near tennis courts
3.00: Bus leaves
4.15-5.00: Rehearsal at River Hongbao (Esplanade Park)
7.00-7.30: Performance
About 7.45: Bus leaves River Hongbao to return to school. Those who want to leave from there, you can do so as well.

REPERTOIRE
In order: 迎春花；菊花台; 玫瑰玫瑰我爱你；大地回春；Happy Valley
We play the above TWO times.

ATTIRE
Red/orange/yellow shirt or blouse with jeans/dark-coloured pants, and school shoes

OTHER ISSUES
1) Please remember to bring a file to put your sheet music in (preferably black file). Discuss with your stand partner and decide who'll do it.
2) Dinner will be provided.

Yes that's all, please feel free to ask if you've any queries.

Enjoy the rest of the weekend and see you guys on Monday!

Regards, Tian Yi